1. |
(I'm a )Punk Masturbator
02:16
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I don't clean it...when I'm done
I got a chemical tasting cum!
and when I beat my meat, to the 4-4 beat!
I'm a punk masturbator! (Punk masturbator!)
and I go till they're black and blue!
and I black out half way through!
Well I know that you won't ever come back
So I'm a punk masturbator! (Think about Christian Slater)
And I'd rather stay in bed alone at home
like Holden Caulfield's clone
a familiar haze, in a panty mask!
reminisce the days when I'd lick your ass
and you'd say that you love me too...
Autonomy/neutrality...any old reality
Dad met Mom in a draft mentality
can't meet girls till I show humanity
a punk masturbator! (Punk Masturbator!)
With a finger in and my blood feels cold
from the ritalin and the rock'n'roll!
Ain't gonna slow down or do what I'm told!
I'm a punk masturbator! (uhhhhhh)
And I'd rather stay in bed alone at home
like Holden Caulfield's clone
a familiar haze, in a panty mask!
reminisce the days when I'd lick your ass
and you'd say that you love me too...
Beat...beat...just can't sleep
search my sheets for a midnight beat
my mind depletes, from a kind release
I'm a punk masturbator!
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2. |
Brand New Sound
01:15
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When am I best before?
and when should I stop playing hardcore?
am I breaking ground on the lo-fi sound
or just taking riffs from the lost and found!
and what'd we learn this year?
does it coincide with our tones?
Would it just be rock and roll if we had better microphones
and LEARNED TABS!!
or did rolls....or played chords...and made gooooals....
Are recombining older tools creating something new
or am I just desperate to say that I found something to do...
Fuck the innuendos! Pretty sure I got something to say
nevermind just credibility and hotter dates
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3. |
Cherry Vallance
03:49
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Cherry Vallance....I killed your boyfriend...
He was outta control till I pulled my switchblade out
and cut'em...by the fountain.
Six on Twoooooo~
Cherry what else could I dooo-o-o-o
He was out of his head...
beating red...
now he's cold and frozen blue
you were the object..of his animosity
took advantage...of our generosity
when you said "things are tough all over"
but it just...ain't the same
Cherry Vallance! (Cherry Vallance)
Oh, Cherry Vallance! (Cherry-whoa-whoa-oh)
Cherry Violence
Patrick Swayze
Emilio-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh~
Cherry Vallance....I stabbed your boyfriend...
Well he was waiting for me after me and pony walked you home...
just talkin...AT THE DRIVE-IN
Six on Twoooooo~
Cherry what else could I dooo-o-o-o
He was out of his head...
beating red...
now he's cold and frozen blue
you were the object..of his animosity
took advantage...of our generosity
when you said "things are tough all over"
but it just...ain't the same
Cherry Vallance! (Cherry Vallance)
Oh, Cherry Vallance! (Cherry-whoa-whoa-oh)
Cherry Violence
Patrick Swayze
Emilio-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh~
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4. |
Wash It Off
03:03
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She's got long red hair, gold bands and lace
she's so rock'n'roll, with champaign taste!
I knew I'd be the one, I'm gonna be the one and
tonight we're havin so much funnn!
From the restaurant, I can see her place
it's 1:22 on the Felix the cat's face
time to make my move, no time to waste!
go to the restroom for some preparation
I went offff...I shined it dowwwn
I got it o-onnn
with the prettiest girl in towwwwn
I washed it off...washed it off in the sink
I shined it up...I got it sparkling pink!
cuz she's a real fine girl, I make her feel alright
and tonight is gonna be the ni-ight~
Well I met her at Zio's pizzeria
yeah she was standing by the chilli flakes
I had a Woody Allen movie, I was groovin to the del-tones
yeah she knew right away I had the champaign taste
went to the Laundro for an Irish cappuccino
I had her walkin by the waterfront~
Well, I could smell anticipation, I could taste the desperation
took a rubber out and put it onnnn
And I went off~
and I went down~
I got it on...ouuuu
with the prettiest girl in tow-ow-own~
I washed it off...washed it off in the sink
I shined it up...I got it sparkling pink!
cuz she's a real fine girl, I make her feel alright
and tonight is gonna be the ni-ight~
I washed it off...washed it off in the sink
I shined it up...I got it sparkling pink!
cuz she's a real fine girl, I make her feel alright
and tonight She'll be my new sensation!!
She's gonna be the hit of summer vacation!
no more lonely nights of masturbation...
She'll pass initiation...soo-ooo-oonnn~
....I'll leave her howling at the mooo-oo-oon (ohhhhh)
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5. |
Green Room
01:46
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I don't excuse my behaviour at all
I need supervision!
I lose my shit and take a fit inside the supermarket
I need your attention
my relationship's a temporary fix
just to quell my fixation
I tell you sob stories just for kicks
it's my mental masturbation
I need love...I need disaster
I need truth...and I need you
I need people to take an interest in my hobbies
it's my human validation
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6. |
Diet Pepsi
02:20
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Diet Pepsi...is my momma's favourite drink
and it's been growing on meee
and you've growing on me too
ketchup spaghetti...is what we ate last week
I wash it down with mountain dew-ew
wash it down with mountain dew-ewww-ohhh
Diet Pepsi...drove my mama crazy
should've stuck with mountain dew-ew
because you drive me crazy too~
I don't believe it...
when you're trying to be sweet
and I don't wanna be with you-ou
I should've stuck with mountain dew
I should've stuck with mountain dew..(I miss u)
I should've stuck with mountain dew..(I miss u)
I should've stuck with mountain dew..(I miss u)
I should've stuck with mountain dew..(I miss u)
Ketchup spaghetti...Thinks that we should take a break
I'm pretty sure I agree...and I don't think that you've been true-ue~
and Diet don't mix well with alcohol for me
it makes my stomach bleed
I ain't been feeling very good
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