I don't clean it...when I'm done
I got a chemical tasting cum!
and when I beat my meat, to the 4-4 beat!
I'm a punk masturbator! (Punk masturbator!)
and I go till they're black and blue!
and I black out half way through!
Well I know that you won't ever come back
So I'm a punk masturbator! (Think about Christian Slater)
And I'd rather stay in bed alone at home
like Holden Caulfield's clone
a familiar haze, in a panty mask!
reminisce the days when I'd lick your ass
and you'd say that you love me too...
Autonomy/neutrality...any old reality
Dad met Mom in a draft mentality
can't meet girls till I show humanity
a punk masturbator! (Punk Masturbator!)
With a finger in and my blood feels cold
from the ritalin and the rock'n'roll!
Ain't gonna slow down or do what I'm told!
I'm a punk masturbator! (uhhhhhh)
And I'd rather stay in bed alone at home
like Holden Caulfield's clone
a familiar haze, in a panty mask!
reminisce the days when I'd lick your ass
and you'd say that you love me too...
Beat...beat...just can't sleep
search my sheets for a midnight beat
my mind depletes, from a kind release
I'm a punk masturbator!
Don't be fooled by the thick layer of snot over these songs - this Nova Scotian band has a melodic heart and a whip-smart head. Bandcamp New & Notable Jan 3, 2018
Bluesy protopunk in the great Detroit tradition by the city's own the Stools, with dashes of the Stooges, Negative Approach, and the Gories. Bandcamp New & Notable May 25, 2023