(I'm a )Punk Masturbator

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I don't clean it...when I'm done
I got a chemical tasting cum!
and when I beat my meat, to the 4-4 beat!
I'm a punk masturbator! (Punk masturbator!)
and I go till they're black and blue!
and I black out half way through!
Well I know that you won't ever come back
So I'm a punk masturbator! (Think about Christian Slater)

And I'd rather stay in bed alone at home
like Holden Caulfield's clone
a familiar haze, in a panty mask!
reminisce the days when I'd lick your ass
and you'd say that you love me too...

Autonomy/neutrality...any old reality
Dad met Mom in a draft mentality
can't meet girls till I show humanity
a punk masturbator! (Punk Masturbator!)
With a finger in and my blood feels cold
from the ritalin and the rock'n'roll!
Ain't gonna slow down or do what I'm told!
I'm a punk masturbator! (uhhhhhh)

And I'd rather stay in bed alone at home
like Holden Caulfield's clone
a familiar haze, in a panty mask!
reminisce the days when I'd lick your ass
and you'd say that you love me too...

Beat...beat...just can't sleep
search my sheets for a midnight beat
my mind depletes, from a kind release
I'm a punk masturbator!

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from S/T, released April 2, 2020

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S/T

Apr 2020
Demos

Nov 2015
A Superbob Session

Dec 2012

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