She's got long red hair, gold bands and lace
she's so rock'n'roll, with champaign taste!
I knew I'd be the one, I'm gonna be the one and
tonight we're havin so much funnn!
From the restaurant, I can see her place
it's 1:22 on the Felix the cat's face
time to make my move, no time to waste!
go to the restroom for some preparation
I went offff...I shined it dowwwn
I got it o-onnn
with the prettiest girl in towwwwn
I washed it off...washed it off in the sink
I shined it up...I got it sparkling pink!
cuz she's a real fine girl, I make her feel alright
and tonight is gonna be the ni-ight~
Well I met her at Zio's pizzeria
yeah she was standing by the chilli flakes
I had a Woody Allen movie, I was groovin to the del-tones
yeah she knew right away I had the champaign taste
went to the Laundro for an Irish cappuccino
I had her walkin by the waterfront~
Well, I could smell anticipation, I could taste the desperation
took a rubber out and put it onnnn
And I went off~
and I went down~
I got it on...ouuuu
with the prettiest girl in tow-ow-own~
I washed it off...washed it off in the sink
I shined it up...I got it sparkling pink!
cuz she's a real fine girl, I make her feel alright
and tonight is gonna be the ni-ight~
I washed it off...washed it off in the sink
I shined it up...I got it sparkling pink!
cuz she's a real fine girl, I make her feel alright
and tonight She'll be my new sensation!!
She's gonna be the hit of summer vacation!
no more lonely nights of masturbation...
She'll pass initiation...soo-ooo-oonnn~
....I'll leave her howling at the mooo-oo-oon (ohhhhh)
Don't be fooled by the thick layer of snot over these songs - this Nova Scotian band has a melodic heart and a whip-smart head. Bandcamp New & Notable Jan 3, 2018
Bluesy protopunk in the great Detroit tradition by the city's own the Stools, with dashes of the Stooges, Negative Approach, and the Gories. Bandcamp New & Notable May 25, 2023